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Week 4 (October 3)
Score: crescent fresh 16, iron flamers 0
Rundown:
it took 1.5 seasons, but the crescent fresh no-talent-ass-clowns finally got their first official blowout.
16 runs are the most ever scored in six innings by crescent fresh. (yes, i said 6 innings.)
things started off good, we loaded the bases with no outs in the first inning and scored 3...in fact, we pretty much scored about 3 runs in every inning.
notes -
jerod got his elusive first crescent fresh home run -- in fact he got two. one was a solo shot, one was a GRAND SLAM.
your loyal captain got HIS elusive first EVER home run, a solo shot.
bizarre sequence of events #1 -- jerod's first home run --- he booted it to right field, and it was caught. by a guy walking through the field. not on their team. we talked the ump into giving us a do-over, because this guy wasn't playing. meanwhile, tastes like flaming recruited him to play on their team. the do-over -- jerod boots it right at the same guy -- and he walks off the field and lets it go. dick. worked out pretty well for us because jerod went all the way around. sucked for tastes like flaming, because this guy was a complete chach.
jerod pitched his 2nd shutout of the season, with some strong defense to back him up again.
one mr. thomas kleewein returned from injured reserve, with his fingers taped. welcome back, malletfinger.
tastes like flaming called it after 6 innings because they didn't want to play anymore.
in other games, woo woo beat dr fraziers by a score of 8-7. rascals beat brew crew by one, don't remember the score. and the merkins came from behind twice to beat tastes like bunting. current standings -- woo woo 4-0; rascals, brew crew, crescent fresh 3-1.
lenny showed that he has skill on the dartboard. final score -- mark and i 1, steph and lenny 1. for anyone who wants to see something as bizarre as sandeep's ability to catch the ball with his hands above his head -- watch stephanie play darts. somehow, she hits a bullseye in the first round every game -- GUARANTEED.
chris showed skill on the pool table, as he and i teamed up to...well...not get embarrassed by the two really good guys that were holding the table.
bizarre sequence of events #2 -- at club brady, someone from the merkins informed us that someone showed up to their game halfway through with the head of a fly. they said they were on crescent fresh and that they weren't sure if they made it in time. they left. then came back with a raccoon head on. this turned out to be gina. we may have a mascot soon.
b.s.o.e. #3 -- international relations between india and pakistan were soothed, when a pakistani guy bought sandeep a pitcher of beer...for no reason other than to prevent anything bad from happening between the two countries. sweet. crescent fresh is full of people that make a difference.
b.s.o.e. #4 -- for some reason i woke up on the couch this morning. i don't know why. steph doesn't know either.
i believe, when we left, we had 14 pitchers last night. that puts us in double digits for each of the past three games. 15 in week 2, 11 last week, 14 last night. unless someone else did some major damage last night, that leaves us in first place!
b.s.o.e. #5 -- apparently, jourdain showed up tanked at the foundation last night. he danced around the bar in a sombrero, and got his picture taken to be the onion's drunk of the week next week. represent, represent.
from this moment forth, therese's new name is thereze.
Highlights:
first ever blowout
didn't get to see it, but gina's mascot attempts
3 homers in one game for crescent fresh? unheard of!
the walk home with peter was a blast. getting home and having to pick burs off of your clothes for an hour is generally a good sign.
Lowlights:
the chach that played outfield for one play.
only getting to play 6 innings.
Player(s) of the game:
***jerod***, for pitching a shutout and kicking two homers
me, for kicking my first ever homer
our defense, for shutting them down
everyone who scored any of the 16 runs.
Player(s) of the postgame:
jourdain, for getting crescent fresh into the onion
gina, for showing up with the fly head on
chris, for buying like 5 pitchers and playing some mean pool
the pakistani
everyone who took part in the 14 pitchers
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